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post Jan 10 2008, 11:36 AM
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mislim da je dosta jasno o cemu je topic
dakle, napisete neke smesne smsove koje ste primili ili smislili
takodje mozete pisati o smesnim stvarima koje su vam se desile preko sms-ova
za pocetak (nisu bas u izvornom obliku):

A.D. Neoplanta Vas obavestava da ste izabrani za bika godine i da ce svi nasi proizvodi nositi Vasu sliku. Cestitamo.

Opisi me u jednoj, ali samo jednoj reci. Posle toga posalji ovu poruku na sto vise brojeva. Iznenadices se sta sve ljudi misle o tebi.

Ah, taj sladak zvuk nove poruke. To new message na ekranu. I ti i dalje citas ovu poruku i mislis da cu ti nesto reci, a ja ustvari, samo ubijam dosadu.

Gledam zvezde, i divnu noc. Sve je lepo i savrseno. Setim se tebe. A, onda pomislim: ******, gde je meni krov?!

Svima koji mi niste cestitali Novu godinu zelim da Vam se Deda Mraz posere u kamin, pojede sve iz frizidera, a irvasi pojebu psa. Onima koji su mi cestitali Novu godinu porucujem da mi se zelje nisu ispunile i sledece godine ocu kesh.
Srecni praznici, (ime)
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Iva
post Jan 10 2008, 12:46 PM
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QUOTE(username @ Jan 10 2008, 12:36 PM)
Opisi me u jednoj, ali samo jednoj reci. Posle toga posalji ovu poruku na sto vise brojeva. Iznenadices se sta sve ljudi misle o tebi.
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J.ebote, ovo sam dobila u 4 primerka.


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post Jan 10 2008, 02:06 PM
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Neko mudo


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QUOTE(Iva @ Jan 10 2008, 12:46 PM)
J.ebote, ovo sam dobila u 4 primerka.
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post Jan 10 2008, 02:59 PM
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Meni se mnogo svidjaju ve Bozicne i Novogodishnje, ali im je proshao rok XD.gif.

Neka Gospod sa nebesa kupi tebi mercedesa, a po zelji dobrog Hrista neka bude dizel 300, jer je meca uvek u modi, Srecan Bozic i Hristos se rodi.

Uprava deda Mraza javlja da je na vash ziro rachun broj 2008 uplaceno 366 dana zdravlja, srece i ljubavi. U radosti ih potroshili! Srecna Nova godina!!!

Zelim da zivish daleko od bola i tuge, da ti zivot bude pun srece i sjaja, da u ovom svetu pakla pronadjesh kutak raja! SRECNA NOVA wink.gif!;)!

Nek ti zivot bude kao najsjajnija zvezda u kome za tugu nikad nema mesta, neka java bude ostvarenje snova, uz najlepshe zelje SRECNA TI GODINA NOVA!

U telu zdravje, u dushi mir, u mislima radost , u srcu mladost, u radu uspeh, u ljubavi sreca, u nocima miran san, srecan ti ovaj BADNJI DAN.

Jedna * za srecu,
jedna * za smeh,
jedna za iskrice u ochima... Ma shta nabrajam, sve zvezde sa neba nek ti se spuste na dlan i ulepshaju ovaj Badnji dan!


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post Jan 10 2008, 06:14 PM
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Ja ne volim one prekucane čestitke za Božić/Novu/rođendane/etc.. to mi je tako.. aaaaaargh... jeb.ate.. ako ti je stalo do mene, smisli nešto sam(a) a nemoj prepisivat nešto što je neko drugi rekao..

Ono.. najlepša čestitka koju je meni neko poslao za Božić jeste bilo nešto tipa "Sretan Božić uz mnoštvo zdravlja, sexa, droga i r'n'r-a želi ti ..."; one "Sretan i blagoslovljen Božić tebi i tvojoj obitelji" (ovakvih istih dobila sam nekih 5-6) su mi preklasične, a ove (poput ovih što je Antimonica nabrojala) su mi bezvezne. Ono, prekucano, smor.


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post Jan 10 2008, 08:31 PM
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Neko mudo


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Ne volim ih ni ja.. Vise volim da dobijem obicno srecna nova godina nego istu cestitku kao prosle.. Za "srecna nova godina" bar znam da nije izasla iz saved items nego da je otkucana wink.gif

A evo jedna novogodisnja od mene:

Za sve prijatelje koji mi nisu cestitali novu godinu zelim: da im izgori jelka; deda mraz da im se isere u kamin i da im irvasi poj.ebu kucne ljubimce.. Oni koji su proslu godinu nesto pozeleli obavestavam da se nista nije ispunilo, te ove godine ocekujem da mi uplate kesh na ziro racun (insert ziro racun here) biggrin.gif


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post Jan 10 2008, 09:17 PM
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Ma najbolji sms koji sam video je poslat sa nase ekskurzije

Mrtbv popio votka osm eksipo jdv gledam pijn.


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post Jan 10 2008, 10:05 PM
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Ti si moja kvadratna jednacina sa 2 nepoznate, ja stalno vrsim rotaciju oko tebepokusavajuci da izvucem tvoje srce ispred zagrade. Ako tvoj odgovor bude +, nasa ljubav ce se mnoziti, a ako bude -, sve ce se svesti na 0. Dozvoli da te rastavim na proste chinioce!
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post Jan 10 2008, 10:13 PM
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QUOTE(Iva @ Jan 10 2008, 06:14 PM)
Ja ne volim one prekucane čestitke za Božić/Novu/rođendane/etc.. to mi je tako.. aaaaaargh... jeb.ate.. ako ti je stalo do mene, smisli nešto sam(a) a nemoj prepisivat nešto što je neko drugi rekao..

Ono.. najlepša čestitka koju je meni neko poslao za Božić jeste bilo nešto tipa "Sretan Božić uz mnoštvo zdravlja, sexa, droga i r'n'r-a želi ti ..."; one "Sretan i blagoslovljen Božić tebi i tvojoj obitelji" (ovakvih istih dobila sam nekih 5-6) su mi preklasične, a ove (poput ovih što je Antimonica nabrojala) su mi bezvezne. Ono, prekucano, smor.
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Meni je mercedes mnooooogo sladak (al on je od proshle godine XD.gif)


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post Jan 10 2008, 10:29 PM
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Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz..

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post Jan 10 2008, 10:31 PM
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ma zato mi verujemo u boga XD.gif


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post Jan 10 2008, 10:33 PM
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Znaš pesmu?


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post Jan 10 2008, 10:34 PM
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Accept Christ!
Win a free Playstation 2!
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post Jan 10 2008, 10:36 PM
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Haha XD.gif svašta XD.gif XD.gif XD.gif Jesus shaves!


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post Jan 10 2008, 10:38 PM
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QUOTE(Iva @ Jan 10 2008, 10:33 PM)
Znaš pesmu?
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post Jan 11 2008, 12:17 PM
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Janis Joplin - Mercedes Benz


Oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?

Oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?

Oh lord, wont you buy me a night on the town ?
Im counting on you, lord, please dont let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh lord, wont you buy me a night on the town ?

Everybody!
Oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?


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post Jan 11 2008, 01:25 PM
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O Lorda vud ju baj mi nepromočive zimske cipele?
Hoštapleri su pokrali sve imaju u kola ugrađenu klimu.
O Lorda kupi mi metar drva da prezimim zimu
O Lorda...


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post Jan 13 2008, 07:50 PM
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A jer znate onu verziju "O torm wont you give me a chainmail +5..."

Sto se simpaticnih poruka tice, ova mi je mnogo kul:

"Ucestvuj u danu borbe protiv mentalnih bolesti i posalji ovu poruku nekom retardu kao sto sam ja to uradio."

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Jednog dana lično on, ukinuće Tihi Don,
biće opet Rat i Mir, i progonstva u Sibir.
Moj standard se zove JUS
Ne mogu da budem Rus!"
(R.Č.)
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post Jan 13 2008, 07:52 PM
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Dobra fora, nego kad je taj dan?


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post Jan 15 2008, 06:26 PM
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Joooj, ja isto puno mrzim klasicne poruke - cestitke. Ono, drago mi je sto me se neko seti (mada je to uglavnom osoba sedne i posalje jednu te istu poruku na 50 brojeva ^^), ali je mnogo lepse kada mi neko pozeli nesto kool, kad pokaze da me poznaje... K'o ovo Ivi sto je neko pozeleo tongue.gif drugs, sex and rock'n'roll wink.gif

Ljubavne poruke kakve se vuku po casopisima su uglavnom pateticne i smorne... One fore koje se rimuju i slicno. A mozda sam se tri, cetiri puta izistinski nasmejala nekoj SMS fori iz nekog casopisa... Imala sam dosta tih dobrih poruka na starom telefonu sad.gif a onda sam jednog dana slucajno otisla na erase all ^^


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