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post Aug 23 2007, 01:21 PM
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Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day...while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news." The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.

I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him... I am so sorry,... but he's dead."

Edna replied... "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

"How soon can I go home?"
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post Aug 23 2007, 01:43 PM
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Xtra prichica. XD.gif Meni je bash onako funny... kao crni humor... ma vrh


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post Aug 23 2007, 01:45 PM
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ima poente, ali ona je neka jaka cim je mogla da ga podigne i obesi? ili je on neki mrsav?


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post Aug 23 2007, 04:28 PM
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post Aug 23 2007, 06:03 PM
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No coment,mada sto rece sleeping beauty moze da prodje kao dobar crnjak! smile.gif

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post Aug 23 2007, 07:45 PM
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Ne da moze da prodje kao crnjak, vec jeste crnjak. To jeste vic, samo sto je ovde napisan na engleskom, a ocigledno vlada predrasuda da Englezi nemaju smisla za humor, pa ni ne pricaju viceve. Pa sigurno da je vic, sigurno nije prica za laku noc wacko.gif

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post Aug 23 2007, 07:51 PM
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This is love story!
E mozda je ubistvo ! :|


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post Aug 24 2007, 04:33 PM
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post Aug 24 2007, 05:01 PM
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post Aug 24 2007, 05:14 PM
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Ovo uopste nije crni humor,
ovo je obican vic ...
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post Aug 26 2007, 03:20 PM
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Kako nije crni humor? blink.gif
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post Aug 26 2007, 03:32 PM
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ma retardirano je.. XD.gif


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