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post Jan 10 2008, 11:36 AM
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mislim da je dosta jasno o cemu je topic
dakle, napisete neke smesne smsove koje ste primili ili smislili
takodje mozete pisati o smesnim stvarima koje su vam se desile preko sms-ova
za pocetak (nisu bas u izvornom obliku):

A.D. Neoplanta Vas obavestava da ste izabrani za bika godine i da ce svi nasi proizvodi nositi Vasu sliku. Cestitamo.

Opisi me u jednoj, ali samo jednoj reci. Posle toga posalji ovu poruku na sto vise brojeva. Iznenadices se sta sve ljudi misle o tebi.

Ah, taj sladak zvuk nove poruke. To new message na ekranu. I ti i dalje citas ovu poruku i mislis da cu ti nesto reci, a ja ustvari, samo ubijam dosadu.

Gledam zvezde, i divnu noc. Sve je lepo i savrseno. Setim se tebe. A, onda pomislim: ******, gde je meni krov?!

Svima koji mi niste cestitali Novu godinu zelim da Vam se Deda Mraz posere u kamin, pojede sve iz frizidera, a irvasi pojebu psa. Onima koji su mi cestitali Novu godinu porucujem da mi se zelje nisu ispunile i sledece godine ocu kesh.
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Iva
post Jan 11 2008, 12:17 PM
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Janis Joplin - Mercedes Benz


Oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?

Oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?

Oh lord, wont you buy me a night on the town ?
Im counting on you, lord, please dont let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh lord, wont you buy me a night on the town ?

Everybody!
Oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?


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username   Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 10 2008, 11:36 AM
Iva   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 10 2008, 12:46 PM
LoshMeeBre   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 10 2008, 02:06 PM
Devojka sa mesecom u očima   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 10 2008, 02:59 PM
Iva   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 10 2008, 06:14 PM
LoshMeeBre   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 10 2008, 08:31 PM
Slovenatz   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 10 2008, 09:17 PM
SANDRA   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 10 2008, 10:05 PM
Devojka sa mesecom u očima   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 10 2008, 10:13 PM
Iva   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 10 2008, 10:29 PM
Devojka sa mesecom u očima   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 10 2008, 10:31 PM
Iva   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 10 2008, 10:33 PM
username   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 10 2008, 10:34 PM
Iva   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 10 2008, 10:36 PM
Devojka sa mesecom u očima   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 10 2008, 10:38 PM
Iva   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 11 2008, 12:17 PM
Kuzman   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 11 2008, 01:25 PM
smorko_gusic   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 13 2008, 07:50 PM
Nostradamus   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 13 2008, 07:52 PM
maxydelanoche   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 15 2008, 06:26 PM
Iva   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 15 2008, 09:51 PM
Wolfbrother   RE: Smesni I Zanimljivi Sms-ovi   Jan 15 2008, 09:52 PM


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