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[Kajl is a Jew]

Ajs Nigrutin - (Sve Same Barabe, 2004) - Kilo granja lesim

[Ajs Nigrutin]
Pochinjem da trokiram, opet mozak puche
Daj vamo te rizle i pojachaj bas da tuche
Crne misli me muche, 15 dana sam kod kuce
Imam karirane papuche
Kupio josh juche, slusham Snup Doga takozvanog kuche
Po rerni mi skachu pogachice vruce
(Seven: Ne pominji pivo) Nisam pomenuo pivo
Necu da pominjem pivo, u celom tekstu pivo
(Seven: A vino, a vino?) Ni to brate necu
Od zdrepcheve krvi sam peglirao u vrecu
Celu noc, ceo dan, utonuo u san
Mamuran se probudio, greshkom cirko vinobran
Zato imam reshenje zvano Klod Van Dam Zan
Prazan mi je stan, a bash sam odmoran
Dobio sam platu, chiji najveci sam fan
Zato imam kesha da varim ceo dan

Refren: [Eufrat] (Seven) <Ajs Nigrutin>
[Zato imam kesha da varim ceo dan]
(Da varim ceo dan)[Da varim ceo dan]
[Zato imam kesha da varim ceo dan]
(Da varim ceo dan)[Da varim ceo dan]
<Sad ukrshtene rechi ne mogu da reshim>
(Ne pitaj me nishta, kilo granja leshim)
<Rolam buksnu shita, pa se pitam da li greshim>
(Ne pitaj me nishta, kilo granja leshim)

[Seven]
Ne mogu da vidim, spurnjah keta pola
I sada kad se setim kako vozim kola
Jesi upao u koshtac s tekstovima pravim
'frate, brate, dodaj buksne, necu da te davim
Dok chitam High Times u smokin' nigga stilu
Vozim kadilak, lochem sombrero tekilu
Ne, ne mogu da verujem da sam se uduv'o
Vidim oblak dima izlazi na uvo
Ispadoh iz takta, ja dolazim iz shahta
Umesto hromagija, savili smo plakta
Bela rizla nije cela, zato nove kupuj
Pushim shita buksnu, radujem se, kuku
A onda ispred mene pojavi se pub
Rekoh mu da nemam, reko, rekoh mu da nemam LIRICHKI ZUUUB!

[Eufrat]
Doshao sam kuci uplakan sav
Jer nisam im'o kesha da varim ceo dan
Uzeo sam pare, shto gurno sam u shtek
Chuvao sam ih za neki dobar krek
Zavija dek, jer to mi je shtek
I od celog tog tripa meni brzo posta muka
Jer pojeo sam danas ja bez pljeskavice luka
Trchim prema cilju i zili mi ruka
Dobicu infarkt jer mi pumpa chuka
Uzeo sam dzoint i pocheo da puhtam
Prodao sam danas nekih memorija ram
I zato imam kesha da varim ceo dan

Refren


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwStzmj-XBs

[Pera Detlic]

Pesma koja opisuje vecinu ljudi u MG
A spot je tek ludacki

Weird Al Yankovic- White and nerdy

They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

(This is the part I sing on)

They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need a code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me get freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Im Whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard was
"Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy