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Cisto da znamo koliko nas ima vernika....

znaci osnivam kuzmanovu crkvu....Dodjite vernici poklonite se kuzmanu, nasem nepogresilom bogu, nasem prosvetitelju ili sta vec......bla bla bla oko vere cemo se vec dogovoriti, odnosno smisliti

blah dosadno mi je

[Kuzman]

AHahah. ilol
Vodite se razumom podanici moji. prvo i jedino pravilo.

New Genesis
In the beginning Kuzman created radiation and ylem. And ylem was without shape or number, and the nucleons were rushing madly over the face of the deep.
And Kuzman said: "Let there be mass two." And there was mass two. And Kuzman saw deuterium, and it was good.
And Kuzman said: "Let there be mass three." And there was mass three. And Kuzman saw tritium and tralphium [Gamow's nickname for the helium isotope He-3], and they were good. And Kuzman continued to call number after number until He came to transuranium elements. But when He looked back on his work He found that it was not good. In the excitement of counting, He missed calling for mass five and so, naturally, no heavier elements could have been formed.
Kuzman was very much disappointed, and wanted first to contract the universe again, and to start all over from the beginning. But it would be much too simple. Thus, being almighty, Kuzman decided to correct His mistake in a most impossible way.
And Kuzman said: "Let there be Hoyle." And there was Hoyle. And Kuzman looked at Hoyle… and told him to make heavy elements in any way he pleased.
And Hoyle decided to make heavy elements in stars, and to spread them around by supernovae explosions. But in doing so he had to obtain the same abundance curve which would have resulted from nucleosynthesis in ylem, if Kuzman would not have forgotten to call for mass five.
And so, with the help of Kuzman, Hoyle made heavy elements in this way, but it was so complicated that nowadays neither Hoyle, nor Kuzman, nor anybody else can figure out exactly how it was done.
Amen.



This post has been edited by Kuzman: May 15 2008, 09:32 PM